Breaking News: Bush's Brain Lobotomized

Hellooooooo Liberal Drinkers!

Humor me for a moment kids. I have one last message for K-Rove, Satan's albino bastard son:

Kiss my liberalsecularhomoagendapromotinpeaceniktreehugginfeminazi ass! Never ever ever underestimate the power of a lot pissed off Americans over dirty corporate lobbyist money, your passe sloganeering and tired dirty tricks. Looks like your corpulent corrupt pasty tender bum is going to be spending time in Shotgun Cheney's 'naughty' room. Not to worry Rovey-poo, remember the United States does not torture. Buck up you evil little camper; I even have an idea for your 'safe word', how 'bout Pelosi.

My, that felt good. For those of you that missed Tuesday night's festivities I have to tell you I felt like I was watching the Brown's win the Super-Bowl but instead we got to send one to the US Senate! Sullivan's was packed with liberals and we were hooping and hollering every time a red seat turned blue; which was so often we had to lubricate our throats with frosty irish brews to keep our voices strong.

It's difficult to pick my favorite part of the 2006 Mid-Term Elections but here are my top ten:

1. Ken 'Bush's Nutty Buddy' Blackwell concedes like..oh I don't know...immediately.
2. Rick 'Santorum' Santorum' makes his concession speech surrounded by his eerily 'Children of The Corn'-like brood.
3. Macacaberg has to find a place in his den at home for his noose & racist flag.
4. Conrad Burns got Testered and failed.
5. Limbaugh finally admits he really is a big fat idiot
6. JD Hayworth of AZ (R-Biff Tannen), Crazy Curt Weldon (R-Under Investigation WMD Hallucinator), Don Sherwood of PA (R-I Beat My Mistress But Not My Wife), Tom Reynolds of NY (R-De Facto Congressional Page Pimp) are all outta the House. Buh-bye!
7. How 'bout some cheese with that loss DeWhine?
8. Five words: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.
9. Six words: Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. Chew on that Uni-brow Boy!
10. Last but not least, two words: BLUE OHIO

Okay, enough of the gloating. Now that we have finally pulled the country back towards sanity for the time being, we must realize that this ain't gonna be easy. For the last six years Dick Cheney has orchestrated an unprecedented executive power grab; that has not changed. The left has a really tough job ahead: Iraq is still a mess and so's the economic state of the middle-class. There's fair trade, energy independence, healthcare, education, national security, an illegal wiretapping program to deal with, and so on. So enjoy this moment, pat yourselves on the back (especially you Chuck) and meet us at Sullivan's Irish Pub on Madison Avenue in beautiful blue Lakewood Ohio to not only promote democracy one pint at a time but secure it for generations to come. See you there.

Liberally yours,

Judy
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